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  • cosmo sex tip #669

    raynarvaezjunior:

    when you grab his shaft, yell “pull the lever kronk”

    (via quantum-sheep)

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  • 200 things you can put in my ask AKA JUST INTERACT WITH ME

    • 200: My crush's name is:
    • 199: I was born in:
    • 198: I am really:
    • 197: My cellphone company is:
    • 196: My eye color is:
    • 195: My shoe size is:
    • 194: My ring size is:
    • 193: My height is:
    • 192: I am allergic to:
    • 191: My 1st car was:
    • 190: My 1st job was:
    • 189: Last book you read:
    • 188: My bed is:
    • 187: My pet:
    • 186: My best friend:
    • 185: My favorite shampoo is:
    • 184: Xbox or ps3:
    • 183: Piggy banks are:
    • 182: In my pockets:
    • 181: On my calendar:
    • 180: Marriage is:
    • 179: Spongebob can:
    • 178: My mom:
    • 177: The last three songs I bought were?
    • 176: Last YouTube video watched:
    • 175: How many cousins do you have?
    • 174: Do you have any siblings?
    • 173: Are your parents divorced?
    • 172: Are you taller than your mom?
    • 171: Do you play an instrument?
    • 170: What did you do yesterday?
    • [ I Believe In ]
    • 169: Love at first sight:
    • 168: Luck:
    • 167: Fate:
    • 166: Yourself:
    • 165: Aliens:
    • 164: Heaven:
    • 163: Hell:
    • 162: God:
    • 161: Horoscopes:
    • 160: Soul mates:
    • 159: Ghosts:
    • 158: Gay Marriage:
    • 157: War:
    • 156: Orbs:
    • 155: Magic:
    • [ This or That ]
    • 154: Hugs or Kisses:
    • 153: Drunk or High:
    • 152: Phone or Online:
    • 151: Red heads or Black haired:
    • 150: Blondes or Brunettes:
    • 149: Hot or cold:
    • 148: Summer or winter:
    • 147: Autumn or Spring:
    • 146: Chocolate or vanilla:
    • 145: Night or Day:
    • 144: Oranges or Apples:
    • 143: Curly or Straight hair:
    • 142: McDonalds or Burger King:
    • 141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate:
    • 140: Mac or PC:
    • 139: Flip flops or high heals:
    • 138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor:
    • 137: Coke or Pepsi:
    • 136: Hillary or Obama:
    • 135: Burried or cremated:
    • 134: Singing or Dancing:
    • 133: Coach or Chanel:
    • 132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks:
    • 131: Small town or Big city:
    • 130: Wal-Mart or Target:
    • 129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler:
    • 128: Manicure or Pedicure:
    • 127: East Coast or West Coast:
    • 126: Your Birthday or Christmas:
    • 125: Chocolate or Flowers:
    • 124: Disney or Six Flags:
    • 123: Yankees or Red Sox:
    • [ Here's What I Think About ]
    • 122: War:
    • 121: George Bush:
    • 120: Gay Marriage:
    • 119: The presidential election:
    • 118: Abortion:
    • 117: MySpace:
    • 116: Reality TV:
    • 115: Parents:
    • 114: Back stabbers:
    • 113: Ebay:
    • 112: Facebook:
    • 111: Work:
    • 110: My Neighbors:
    • 109: Gas Prices:
    • 108: Designer Clothes:
    • 107: College:
    • 106: Sports:
    • 105: My family:
    • 104: The future:
    • [ Last time I ]
    • 103: Hugged someone:
    • 102: Last time you ate:
    • 101: Saw someone I haven't seen in awhile:
    • 100: Cried in front of someone:
    • 99: Went to a movie theater:
    • 98: Took a vacation:
    • 97: Swam in a pool:
    • 96: Changed a diaper:
    • 95: Got my nails done:
    • 94: Went to a wedding:
    • 93: Broke a bone:
    • 92: Got a peircing:
    • 91: Broke the law:
    • 90: Texted: hour ago
    • [ MISC ]
    • 89: Who makes you laugh the most:
    • 88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is:
    • 87: The last movie I saw:
    • 86: The thing that I'm looking forward to the most:
    • 85: The thing im not looking forward to:
    • 84: People call me:
    • 83: The most difficult thing to do is:
    • 82: I have gotten a speeding ticket:
    • 81: My zodiac sign is:
    • 80: The first person i talked to today was:
    • 79: First time you had a crush:
    • 78: The one person who i can't hide things from:
    • 77: Last time someone said something you were thinking:
    • 76: Right now I am talking to:
    • 75: What are you going to do when you grow up:
    • 74: I have/will get a job:
    • 73: Tomorrow:
    • 72: Today:
    • 71: Next Summer:
    • 70: Next Weekend:
    • 69: I have these pets:
    • 68: The worst sound in the world:
    • 67: The person that makes me cry the most is:
    • 66: People that make you happy:
    • 65: Last time I cried:
    • 64: My friends are:
    • 63: My computer is:
    • 62: My School:
    • 61: My Car:
    • 60: I lose all respect for people who:
    • 59: The movie I cried at was:
    • 58: Your hair color is:
    • 57: TV shows you watch:
    • 56: Favorite web site:
    • 55: Your dream vacation:
    • 54: The worst pain I was ever in was:
    • 53: How do you like your steak cooked:
    • 52: My room is:
    • 51: My favorite celebrity is:
    • 50: Where would you like to be:
    • 49: Do you want children:
    • 48: Ever been in love:
    • 47: Who's your best friend:
    • 46: More guy friends or girl friends:
    • 45: One thing that makes you feel great is:
    • 44: One person that you wish you could see right now:
    • 43: Do you have a 5 year plan:
    • 42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die:
    • 41: Have you pre-named your children:
    • 40: Last person I got mad at:
    • 39: I would like to move to:
    • 38: I wish I was a professional:
    • [ My Favorites ]
    • 37: Candy:
    • 36: Vehicle:
    • 35: President:
    • 34: State visited:
    • 33: Cellphone provider:
    • 32: Athlete:
    • 31: Actor:
    • 30: Actress:
    • 29: Singer:
    • 28: Band:
    • 27: Clothing store:
    • 26: Grocery store:
    • 25: TV show:
    • 24: Movie:
    • 23: Website:
    • 22: Animal:
    • 21: Theme park:
    • 20: Holiday:
    • 19: Sport to watch:
    • 18: Sport to play:
    • 17: Magazine:
    • 16: Book:
    • 15: Day of the week:
    • 14: Beach:
    • 13: Concert attended:
    • 12: Thing to cook:
    • 11: Food:
    • 10: Restaurant:
    • 9: Radio station:
    • 8: Yankee candle scent:
    • 7: Perfume:
    • 6: Flower:
    • 5: Color:
    • 4: Talk show host:
    • 3: Comedian:
    • 2: Dog breed:
    • 1: did you answer all these truthfully ?
    • YES YES YES?!?! ANY OF THEM!?!?!? ALL OF THEM!?!???!?!
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  • thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

    gallifrey-feels:

    More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married

    It’s Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve

    (Source: saltwaterandink, via awellwrittenlie)

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  • cool-visuals:

    deadass tho

    (via quantum-sheep)

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  • dajo42:

    heres a collection of strapless dress gifs

    theres a caption on literally one of them

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  • Parineeti Chopra speaks out about the attitude Indian men have towards women and their periods (menstrual cycle). [X]

    (Source: baawri, via official-roti)

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  • risasaurusrex:

    All black.

    (via official-roti)

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  • so-treu:

    like when beyonce said “i woke up this way: flawless” she’s saying that flawless is not dependent on how she looks at a given moment; by dent of being alive, just by being authentic to herself, she’s flawless. 

    not “i woke up with this hair laid and makeup did and decked out clothes”. which is how everyone else apparently interpreted it.

    (via official-roti)

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